Saturday, October 10, 2009

Some of my favorite quotes

  • By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere
  • I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do?
  • I distinctly remember forgetting that.
  • People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up.
  • The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
  • You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
  • I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank
  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is
  • If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
  • There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
  • A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles
  • After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
  • I sometimes smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
  • Where there is a will, there are five hundred relatives.
  • Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards
  • I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Windows Evolution timeline

Microsoft windows 1.1 (1985)




Microsoft windows 1.03 (1986)



Microsoft windows 2.03 (1987)



Windows 3.0 (1990)



Windows 3.1 (1992)



Microsoft Windows NT 3.1 (1993)

WindowsNT 3.51 workstation (1995)



Windows 1995 (1995)



WindowsNT server 4.0 (1996)


Windows98 (1998)


Microsoft Windows 2000 (2000)


Windows ME (2000)



Windows Xp (2001)


Windows server 2003 (2003)



(Windows Vista) 2006



Windows Blackcomb (2009)


Friday, October 9, 2009

Smart arrangement of letters

When you re-arrange the following letters of the words below, what you get is amazing.



PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER



ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER



DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES
:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE
:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS



DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM



SLOT MACHINES
:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS
:
When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:

I'M A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES
:
When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO
:
When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE........


MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER
ha ha ha !!

World's largest cargo ship

Emma Maersk - World's Largest Cargo Ship can have 15,000 containers and a 207' beams. It only takes 13 men to operate this .25 kilometer ship. (A normal US aircraft carrier which is half of size has 5000 men serving) The ship canot cross panama or Suez canel. It is way too big for it. The speed of 31 mph makes it 4 times faster than a normal cargo ship. It was was built in five sections. It is named Emma Maersk. The command bridge is higher than a ten story building.