Friday, November 6, 2009

Evolution per country lol (sorry if it sounds racist)



 

 

Evolution


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Creative beer advertisements







 

 

 

 







 

Things only a mother can teach

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get thrashing when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Sunday, November 1, 2009

World's youngest IT whizz


Marko Casalan the native of Skopje, the Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia has passed the Microsoft’s exams of IT professionals. He is just 8 years old and is officially world's youngest IT whiz. He is deemed as the Mozart of the computers by the press of Macedonia. At the age of 8 he has become world's youngest certified computer system administrator.  He could get a job of maintaining computer networks of offices.




Barrack Obama's simplicity. An Indian politician would never do this. What a shame !

 Indian politicians who never comes out of their AC cars and luxury, see Barrack Obama's simplicity.

U.S. President Barack Obama talking to aides as he sits on the steps of the U.S. Ambassador's residence in Paris.


Handy information





Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.




To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.




To make the mirror shine : Clean with spirit 




To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

 


        To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes 



To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.